Clip of the Week: Loans from Uncle Warren 

From Garrett Baldwin, writing in Postcards from the Florida Republic:

“Let’s talk about the Warren Buffett Closed-End Fund. A lot of people avoid closed-end funds because of their misunderstanding of risk. But let’s do a quick recap.

“Let’s say a money manager opens a new fund portfolio comprising stocks, bonds, or other investments. The manager sells a fixed number of shares on an exchange like the NYSE. Because it’s fixed, there will never be more shares issued. Investors buy the shares, which trade on a stock market like any other equity.

“But here’s the important part. Closed-end funds don’t trade like mutual funds and mirror their net asset value (NAV) at the end of the trading day. Instead, they are disconnected from their NAV. They trade irrationally. Sometimes, closed-end funds trade at a premium to the total fund’s net asset value.

“However, sometimes, they will trade at a discount. Imagine there’s a closed-end fund that trades at $18 per share. But the NAV may sit at $20. In this case, the fund trades at a 10% discount to its NAV…”

That could represent a very interesting opportunity… Continue reading here.

 

Chart of the Week: Office Rentals Are Getting Weaker 

The office sector’s credit crunch is intensifying. By one measure, it’s now worse than during the 2008-09 global financial crisis. Only one out of every three securitized office mortgages that expired during the first nine months of 2023 was paid off by the end of September, according to

Moody’s Analytics. That is the smallest share for the first nine months of any year since at least 2008. The reason: Many office owners can’t pay back their old loans because they can’t get new mortgages. Click here.

Economic Craziness of the Week: Biden Administration Encourages Money Managers to Push ESG Investing 

President Joe Biden’s Labor Department recently announced a new rule that will encourage money managers to put their clients’ money in what they call “environmental, social, and governance investing” (ESG). It allows them to ignore their fiduciary duties to provide their clients with the highest possible returns on their investments, based purely on financial and economic projections, in favor of funds that may be considerably weaker on the books, but have the “virtue” of being invested in companies that have high ratings in terms of social and environmental issues.

“Socially conscious investing has been around for decades,” says Stephen Moore, writing in a recent issue of Taki’s Magazine. “I have no problem with individual shareholders choosing to invest in such stocks. But it’s an entirely different matter when trillion-dollar investment and retirement funds such as BlackRock inject their own biases into the way they invest people’s savings without their knowledge or consent.

“To make matters worse, researchers at Columbia University and the London School of Economics found ESG funds may not even be achieving their goals. The study compared the ESG records of American companies in 147 ESG fund portfolios to ones in over 2,000 non-ESG portfolios and found that the ESG companies were often worse when it came to labor and environmental law compliance.”

A Billion-Dollar David vs. a Trillion-Dollar Goliath 

Read Time: 11 minutes

Joe Kiani 

Joe Kiani emigrated to the US from Iran when he was nine. Thirteen years later, he had a master’s degree in electrical engineering. Two years after that, he began working on a way to read oxygen levels in the blood using light. He succeeded, and the “pulse oximeter” was a key factor in building his company, Masimo, from a one-person operation in a California garage into a billion-dollar corporation that monitors the health of more than 200 million patients across the US. “Then, in 2019,” says Katherine Laidlaw, writing in The Hustle, “Kiani learned that Apple, the $3 trillion industry titan, might be infringing on the tech he’d spent decades of his life perfecting.”

The rest of the story is still unfolding, and it reads like a thriller. Click here.

An Ode to “I Hate Myself and I Want to Die” 

Read Time: 8 minutes

In this essay, Freddie deBoer talks about something that everyone experiences – some more than others – and his way of thinking about it. “I’m talking about a type of self-pity,” he writes, “that the self recognizes as self-pity which just provokes more self-loathing and from that more self-pity.” Click here for more.

I Couldn’t Resist This Piece from Far Out Magazine 

Read Time: 16 minutes

The title was too good: “10 actors who declined roles in Quentin Tarantino movies.” Click here.

Sick of Myself 

Watch Time: 97 minutes

I wanted to watch Forgotten Love, which had been highly recommended by my Myrtle Beach buddies. But I wanted to watch that one with K, and she was not available. So, I flicked through Prime’s recommendations and found Sick of Myself, a 2022 Norwegian film written and directed by Kristoffer Borgli and starring Kristine Kajuth Thorp and Erik Saether.

It began as a typical Scandinavian domestic drama, but quickly turned into something that I would have criticized as absurd and implausible… except the acting and the direction were so good, I couldn’t pull myself away from it.

Sick of Myself is hard to classify. I’d say it’s 50% black comedy, 25% political satire, and 25% horror. It’s odd. It’s not for everyone. But it’s very good.

Interesting 

Borgli said that living in Los Angeles while writing the script is what most heavily influenced the film’s characters and plot: “The influence from the environment around me here really did something to the story and to the character. The personal traits of her being hugely ambitious, opportunistic, and maybe even a little bit of a narcissist were things I bumped into more frequently here than I did in Norway.”

Critical Reception 

* “Kristoffer Borgli is unduly proud of himself for concocting his unlikable protagonists, and he marinates in their repulsive self-absorption.” (Slant Magazine)

* “Putting aside the film’s obnoxious social critique… there is something compelling about its particular brand of cynicism.” (New York Times)

* “It’s not subtle, but a committed performance from Thorp and some uncomfortable truths about the nature of self-promotion [make] this a thought-provoking satire.” (Empire Magazine)

You can watch the trailer here.

Quick Bites:Phantom Artist… Dictionary Stand-Off… Chevrolet Meets Hallmark… Pop Quiz!

Left: Max Kolomatsky’s version of a small business’s sign above the original in a storefront window; right: a redesigned poster taped on a lamppost next to the original 

Max Kolomatsky, a talented digital artist in Brooklyn, has been stealthily redesigning homemade flyers that are posted around New York City. Click here.

I’ve never been impressed with Merriam-Webster’s choice for “Word of the Year but they nailed it for 2023. Check it out here.

OED’s choice? Not nearly as good. Click here.

Sentimental, but sweet. Hallmark sells greeting cards. Chevrolet sells cars. To greet this holiday season, Chevrolet produced this Hallmark-sentimental video about a young woman and her ailing grandmother. Click here.

AP US History Quiz: Presidents. Aced it! Click here.

From CW: Ready, Fire, Aim – “It cut through all the BS…”

“I recently read your book Ready, Fire, Aim and thought it so nearly cut through all the BS and distilled the stages a new business goes through (hopefully) on its way to Stage 4.”

My Response: Thanks, CW!

By the way, readers of this blog can order most of my books – including Ready, Fire, Aim – directly from us at a discounted price. Click here.

2023 was a big year for FunLimón! 

Click here to read about just a few of the many accomplishments of our students and athletes.