Quick Bites: Teeth!, Spanked by a Drag Queen, Retirement on the Cheap, Going Full Woke, Poor Joe

1. “Look at them freakin’ teeth!” Pensacola beachgoers rescue a shark that washed ashore. Click here.
2. Okay, you are a fun guy. And inclusive. But… you are also a grown-up. Is getting spanked by a drag queen at a campaign event really such a good idea? Click here.
3. 10 Mexican Cities you can comfortably retire to on $2,500 a month. I’m not familiar with these cities, so I’m not recommending them. But if you are the sort that favors charm over comfort, and you speak Spanish or are willing to learn, they might be worth a look. Click here.
4. Middle school teacher goes full woke. Click here.
5. Joe? He’s just fine, folks. Click here.