My Car in Managua 

By Forrest D. Colburn

135 pages

Published in 1991 by University of Texas Press

My Car in Nicaragua was recommended by a friend and board member of FunLimon, our community development center in Nicaragua. It’s a small book, but it’s big on insights and observations about life in Nicaragua during the Sandinista revolution.

Forrest Colburn is an academic. This book is derived partly from dissertation work he did at Cornell on revolutionary Nicaragua. I expected it to be academic (dull & pompous). But it wasn’t. It was brilliant, insightful, and a pleasure to read. The approach to his subject and his prose is much closer to Bill Bryson than it is to Harold Bloom.

Except for the final chapter, Colburn’s thesis on the Sandinista revolution is told indirectly through anecdotes, many of which, as the title suggests, pertain to an old Fiat he bought while he was living there.

In one of many wonderful examples, he talks about the “adjustments” that a McDonald’s had to make:

McDonald’s Managua has responded to the difficulties with creativity and good humor. As one of McDonald’s managers explained, “When we don’t have yellow cheese, we use white cheese. When we don’t have lettuce, we use cabbage. And when we don’t have french fries, we sell deep-fried cassava.” Of course, there are occasional stopgap measures that do not work. For a while McDonald’s tried using Russian wrapping paper for its Big Macs. But by the time customers walked to their tables, the paper gave the Big Macs the odor of “wet cardboard.” The managers of McDonald’s Managua astutely quit using the wrapping paper.

 

Critical Reception 

I couldn’t find any “official” reviews for this book, but here are a few excerpts of reviews posted by readers on GoodReads:

* “The affection that the author feels for this impoverished, exhausted country is obvious. For a commonsense view of 1980s Nicaragua that is enjoyable, well-written, and insightful, you cannot do better than this book.”

*  “I’d read a much more political account of the Nicaraguan revolution before that showed what happened behind closed doors at the highest levels, but this shared sketches of a more personal nature, demonstrating how the revolution affected the day-to-day lives of normal people.”

* “Colburn is even-handed and remarkably non-judgmental: He notes the material shortages and inflation under the piecemeal socialism of the Sandinistas with the same disinterested clarity used when he describes the widespread jokes about former dictator Anastasio Somoza.”

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Kill The Messenger 

Released October 9, 2014

Available on multiple streaming services

Directed by Michael Cuesta

Starring Jeremy Renner, Robert Patrick, Jena Sims

A gripping political/crime drama based on the true story of Garry Webb, a journalist for the San Jose Mercury Newsthat stumbles upon evidence that that the CIA was involved in trafficking cocaine to the US to support the Reagan-supported counterrevolutionaries in Nicaragua.

It’s an amazing story – shocking even to someone like me, who is willing to believe that our military and spy organizations are involved in all sorts of illegal and unethical activities all the time.

What’s even more stunning is the role the NYT, The Washington Post, and the Los Angeles Times played in trying to discredit Webb’s s reporting after it became national news.

A final shock comes at the end. I won’t give it away. But it is true. As in, “Life is stranger than fiction.”

 

Critical Reception 

*  “Evokes the detailed energy and ennui of enterprise journalism, and thanks to Jeremy Renner’s best performance outside The Hurt Locker, Webb comes across as a more meaningfully complex character than most comparable crusaders, real or imagined.” (MidWest Film Journal)

* “Kill the Messenger does a credible if not dazzling job. In fact, the movie is a lot like the reporting that inspired it: a good introduction to a diabolically tangled tale.” (NPR)

* “It’s an engrossing portrait not only of government intrigue and crusading after the truth, but of media and their tangled motivations.” (Boston Globe)

* “Kill the Messenger is a David-and-Goliath story where truth is the slingshot – a fragile weapon that needs to score a fatal hit before the big guy gets mad.” (LA Weekly)

You can watch the trailer here.

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A Brief History of Nicaragua 

Nicaragua has always been an agricultural economy. Before the 1979 revolution, most of the productive farmland was owned by a handful of very wealthy landholders.

That said, Nicaragua’s GDP (gross domestic product, the total of goods and services produced) was among the highest in Central America.

After Somoza fled in 1979, the Sandinistas implemented the promise of confiscating these large farms and redistributing them among their supporters. Almost immediately, the GDP crashed. This was partly because private capital available to the large farmers dried up. But it was also due to the inefficiency of breaking the farms into smaller ones, and the disappearance of tens of thousands of managers and professionals that fled the country and resettled in the US, Costa Rica, and other Central American countries.

On the positive side, the ascendency of the Sandinistas was a welcome event for Russia and Cuba, which began sending foreign aid to the tune of half a billion dollars a year to buck up the declining economy.

Things were bad and getting better when, three years later, the US-supported counterrevolution began. Although the Contras (as they were called) were more interested in trafficking cocaine than fighting Sandinistas, the fighting that was done was an expense the Sandinista government could not afford.

Between 1977 (the year the Sandinista insurrection began) and 1989, when free elections returned the country to a democracy, the GDP declined by 33% and exports fell by half while the population increased by 30%. The purchasing power of agricultural wages – the most common form of income in this agrarian land – dwindled to one-fifth of its former level.

As for inflation: At the beginning of the Sandinistas’ rule in 1979, the córdoba was pegged at 10 to the dollar. By February 14, 1987, inflation was in the triple digits and there were five discrepant official rates of exchange. On the black market, córdobas were 40,000 to the dollar. To “fix” that, the government instituted new bills with familiar faces but different colors, exchanging them for old ones at a rate of 1 to 1,000.

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A peek inside Paradise Palms, my botanical and sculpture gardens in Delray Beach…

Fruit of a Blue Latan Palm (Latania loddigesii)

Native to Mauritius, these palms grow up to 30 ft tall and 15 ft wide, with large blue-green palmate leaves growing to be 12 ft long. Small yellow flowers are followed by these oblong greenish brown fruits which are about 2 inches long. They have a woody pit similar to a peach but are inedible.

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Bits and Pieces

Can You Beat the Market? 

The last 20 years have been good for investors in REITs (10%), decent for anyone that invested in index funds (7.5%), and satisfactory for risk-averse investors that put their savings in bonds (5%).

But individual investors – people that try to beat the market by buying and selling individual stocks – did poorly over those two decades. As you can see in the chart below, they made a paltry 2.9%, or just 1% after inflation.

This is not necessarily an argument against individual investing. I know at least a dozen investment analysts that have beaten the stock market substantially for many years. They work for AP, my #1 client.

Subscribers that consistently follow their recommendations do very well – outpacing the markets along with the analyst. But many investors – people that subscribe and pay for that same advice – can’t hold themselves to stay with the program. When market prices drop precipitously, they get scared and sell, even when the analyst tells them to hold. And then, when the market begins to turn around and move back up, they wait too long to get back in.

What’s the answer?

If you have the emotional intelligence to be happy with historic returns for stocks and bonds, and the emotional strength to ignore market fluctuations, buy index funds for the long term – i.e., at least 10, but preferably 20+ years. If you do, you can expect to get an ROI of about 9% to 10% on your stocks and 4% to 4.5% on your bonds.

If investing in an index fund is just too boring for you, find an analyst with a good long-term track record and stick with him.

If – despite knowing better – you intend to game the market, to buy and sell individual stocks based on your own research and your best instincts, do so with only 20% of your investible net worth. Put the rest in index funds.

 

GOOD: Ultra-Cool Celebrities Opting Out 

The great thing about name-and-blame culture is that, however destructive it is, it self-destructs. Like an auto-immune disease, blamers eventually loses the ability to distinguish between what’s good and what’s bad. That’s what’s happening now with Woke Culture. Celebrities, the vanguard of the movement, are being cancelled and are opting out.

Click here and here.

 

BAD: The FBI Takes a Pass on Investigating the Attack on Larry Elder 

The unbelievably racist attack on conservative author and former candidate for California governor Larry Elder has been successfully swept under the rug. The mainstream media did its best to ignore it.

Click here.

 

QUESTIONABLE: If Voter ID Laws Are Racist, What Else Is? 

 This won’t convince you if you believe voter ID laws are systemically racist. But it should.

Click here.

 

The Action at Art Basel Is Still Strong; This Bodes Well for the Industry 

The nouveaux riches are still buying art.

Art Basel, as you probably know, is the biggest and most important modern and contemporary art fair in the world. This year, because of the pandemic, sales were expected to be modest. But galleries in attendance in Switzerland are reporting some very impressive sales.

A few examples…

White Cube gallery sold a 2006 Mark Bradford work (Kryptonite) for $4.95 million:

 

Gladstone Gallery sold a 1982 untitled painting by Keith Haring for $5.5 million:

 

Hauser & Wirth sold a 1975 painting by Philip Guston for a record-breaking $6.5 million:

 

And Thaddaeus Ropac sold a 1984 Robert Rauschenberg piece on canvas, titled Rollings (Salvage) for $4.5 million:

This is encouraging.

Art Basel is known primarily for featuring up-and-coming contemporary artists. Thus, it doesn’t surprise me that Mark Bradford, who is super-hot right now, is getting these crazy prices. 

But when works of established (and even dead) artists like Rauschenberg, Guston, and Haring are selling for $5 million+ more than 30 years after they were created, that’s a good sign for anyone that collected them early. Their values are all but locked down.

 

In Case You Were Wondering: “everyday” vs. “every day” 

* Everyday is an adjective, as in, “The sirens were now an everyday occurrence.”

* Every day is an adverbial phrase, as in, “I hear sirens every day.”

Got it?

 

Fossil Fuels Are Not Going Away 

“Much of the media makes it sound as if [renewable energy is] on the verge of taking over, but that’s far from reality.” So says Bjorn Lomborg, author of False Alarm: How Climate Change Panic Costs Us Trillions, Hurts the Poor, and Fails to Fix the Planet.

Why?

* Though the headlines constantly trumpet the future of solar and wind, Lomborg points out that these renewables produce mostly electricity. And electricity is only 19% of the energy the world consumes. The rest is used for heating, transportation, and the production of things like steel and fertilizer. So even if all electricity were green, the world would still run on fossil fuels.

* Renewables are often touted as the cheapest energy source, but this is only true when the sun is shining and the wind is blowing. On many nights, you still need backup power, which typically comes from fossil fuels.

* Cutting fossil fuels as quickly as environmentalists would like will be very difficult. In 1970, about 86% of the energy used in the world came from fossil fuels. Twenty years later, thanks to nuclear energy, that number was down to about 81%. China’s expansion in the first decade of this century boosted fossil fuel consumption by about two degrees. And then, when solar and wind kicked in around 2015, the number went down to 81% again. Which is where it stands today.

* In 2020, pandemic lockdowns forced the world to cut carbon emissions significantly. If all countries deliver on the Paris Climate Accords, we will be down to 73% by 2040. But to make that happen, global emissions would have to plunge even further every year for the rest of the decade. In 2021, they would have to drop by more than double the lockdown-induced decline. By the end of 2030, they’d have to have fallen by 11 times what they did in 2020.

As Lomborg says, “Not exactly realistic.”

 

3 Words I’m Trying to Work Into My Conversations 

* jeremiad: a prolonged lament or an angry harangue

* cynosure: an object of attention

* gormless: stupid

 

Test Yourself : How well do you know the languages of the world? 

Being that this quiz was on languages, an interest of mine, I was hoping to get a perfect score. And I started strong. But I faltered towards the end.

Click here to take the quiz.

 

And in case you get all your news from CNN and the NYT… 

If you do a Google search, you’ll find numerous 2020 postings (including a Wikipedia entry) calling “news” of Hunter Biden’s recovered computer files fake. But the conservative media has kept digging – and what they are finding doesn’t look good for Hunter.

Click here and here.

Let’s see how it plays out.

 

Michael Masterson Says…  

“It’s been said that childhood hurts never go away. That may be true, but some of them, like mended bones, make us stronger.”

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From the Innocence Project… 

Stop the Nov. 18 Execution of Julius Jones, an Innocent Man on Oklahoma’s Death Row! 

Julius Jones has spent half his life in prison for a crime he’s always said he didn’t commit, and despite the Oklahoma Pardon and Parole Board recommending his sentence be commuted, the court has scheduled his execution for Nov. 18. This week, Gov. Kevin Stitt delayed making a decision about Julius’ commutation until after a clemency hearing on Oct. 26. We need as many people as possible to reach out to the governor between now and then. Will you contact Gov. Stitt right now and let him know you want justice for Julius?

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Enjoy the photos that Suzanne included in her email. And check out the link to Byron Mejia.

 (If you’re interested in hearing more about Suzanne’s adventures in Central America, send her your email address – to Suzanne @fordfineart.com – and she will put you on her list.)

Murals & Marbles
From Suzanne in Honduras 

Iván says we will take the bus to Cantarranas (Singing Frogs)… it is close. But, he forgets to say, uphill and about 2 miles. Then we wait 20 minutes, but the fare is only $1.00 each.

We visit an artist, Sergio Martinez, up in the mountains. He has a tilapia business there and a rustic studio where he and his teenage children paint. I buy 3 small paintings by the 16-year-old, Estefano. His work is sensitive and he creates such atmosphere in his detailed rainforests.

Here is Estefano with one of the paintings:

Then we all go to the old town of Cantarranas. Some of the buildings are 200 and 300 years old, and the streets are cobblestone. In the last few years, hundreds of murals have been painted on the façades by artists.

The square has a fantastic array of 30+ large sculptures, mostly stone and marble.

Then we take a jaunt down a rutted road to an ice cream and snack store that has a garden filled with small sculptures… again, mostly stone and marble.

We deliver a book to a gallerist who helped us. It is fun to recognize the artists, and the gallerist’s wife makes handmade gold (they have gold mines here) and silver jewelry. We sit and talk about the best contemporary artists. You can watch one of them, Byron Mejia, at work here.

Johann finally arrives from Nicaragua. He rode the bus and was delayed at the border. 15 hours in all… Bet he flies next time.

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The catalog for Ford Fine Art’s latest collection is out – including pieces available at our Florida gallery, as well as at Galería Rancho Santana in Nicaragua.

Click here to take a look.

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