pocketecture (noun) 

I just invented a word I’d like to get people using… It’s “pocketecture,” and it refers to the design of pockets in any kind of bag.

For people that love bags (as I do), pocketecture is very important.

K bought me a very nice Louis Vuitton shoulder bag a year ago. I never used it. I couldn’t use it because of the pocketecture. It could not accommodate all the different sized little containers I keep my junk in.

If this word does take off, I predict that it will lead to another new coinage: pocketecturemania – a mental disorder in which otherwise sane people refuse to use perfectly good bags simply because they don’t like the pocket design.