Jefe

“My little old dog: A heart-beat at my feet.”
– Edith Wharton

When we entered the butterfly pavilion, the manager approached us and said, “I’m sorry, but we don’t allow dogs in here.”

“He’s a service dog,” Michael said, pulling out Jefe’s certificate. “You have to let him in.”

“Please understand. The pavilion is full of butterflies and small birds. It is simply too much for dogs. They can’t contain themselves. If you could leave him here, we’ll look after him.”

“He’s certified for birds and butterflies,” Michael said.

I frowned at him as if to say, “You’re overdoing it.”

The manager reluctantly let Jefe pass. But we were followed by a half-dozen staff members ready to jump in when the inevitable melee occurred.

Jefe isn’t really a service dog. His certificate was bought online. But he has always been an amazingly sensible and good-natured animal. We spent a half-hour walking through the pavilion, and throughout he had no fewer than a dozen butterflies on his back and a bird or two for good measure. Not only did he not react, he hardly seemed to notice them. And when we exited, the manager rushed towards us and said, “Oh my lord. He is trained for birds and butterflies!”

Jefe was born in Nicaragua. We bought him as a puppy and kept him there as our Nicaraguan dog. But in Nicaragua, dogs do not have the same importance as they have in America. The people that cared for our house so well cared little for Jefe. After seeing the shape he was in when we came back after having been away for a while, Michael decided to adopt him and bring him back to the States. In the USA, Jefe had a life his fellow Nica dogs could not even imagine. The first week he was in Florida, he had a complete makeover – not only lavish scented baths, a haircut, and a pedicure, but an aromatherapy session and some sort of doggie counseling to boot.

He was, in Michael’s words, the best dog in the world. He was intelligent, responsive, obedient, and kind. He was also playful – as playful as you would want a dog to be. As Samuel Butler said, “The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”

As I’m writing this, Jefe is resting in his home in Baltimore with his mistress Maggie, and Michael, his master, is flying home to be with him. He is scheduled to be at the veterinarian tomorrow. His last visit. After 13 years of being a remarkable being on this overpopulated planet, he will breathe his last breath.

Michael and Maggie are crying a lot. Kathy and I cried a bit tonight as well. But I like to remind myself that Jefe lived a long life – more than 80 years in dog time. And he lived the sort of life that we proud humans only hope to live. He had no ambitions other than to enjoy the moments that were given to him. He welcomed the new ones with excited anticipation. He endured the difficult ones with admirable patience. He forgave each and every hurt accidentally put to him. And most importantly, he was always present in those moments, which means that he had millions more of them than you or I.

Jefe will go down tomorrow gently, as he lived. He will not rage against the dying of the light. In going, he will give us the last of countless gifts he has given us along his way.

Monday, April 1, 2019

Delray Beach, FL.- I’m happy to report that I’ve been contacted by a senior curator at the Smithsonian, who has informed me that they want to put all my published works into the institution, seal them in a vault, and make them available only to scholars in the future, but not to the public. They believe my wealth building writings are too powerful to be disseminated freely. I will update you as this develops.

Memorable April Fool’s Day Pranks Pulled by the Media

 * In the early 1950s, the BBC aired a “news” item about the spaghetti harvest in Switzerland.

* In 1985, Sports Illustrated published a story by George Plimpton about a Mets pitching phenom named Sidd Finch. According to Plimpton, Finch had a 168-mph fast ball (which he credited to meditations in Tibet), carried a French horn at all times, and wore one hiking boot while pitching.

* In 2004, NPR’s “All Things Considered” ran a story about the USPS’s new “portable zip codes” program. Like people being able to keep their phone number even if they moved, the program was designed to represent “a citizen’s place in the demographic, rather than geographic” landscape.

* In 2008, the BBC showed a video clip of flying penguins as part of its “Miracles of Evolution” series. The idea was that the penguins had evolved in this way in order to escape the harsh weather in the Antarctic by flying to South America’s rainforests.

[Source: CNN.com]

Cozen (verb) – To cozen (KUH-zuhn) is to cheat, deceive, trick. As used by William Bolitho: “The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon’s gin; out of any businessman’s life there is the mirage of Paris; out of Paris, or mediocrity of talent and imagination, there are all the drugs, from subtle, all-conquering opium to cheating, cozening cocaine.”

“A man that works with his hands and brain is a craftsman. A man that works with his hands, and brain, and heart is an artist.” – Louis Nizer

Killing Sacred Cows by Garrett B. Gunderson

Gunderson explodes 9 myths that keep people from achieving wealth. Since I agree and have written on most of these topics, I found the book generally useful and smart.

The writing, though, is second rate. And there are some problems. For example, his arguments in support of cashing in 401 (k)s, taking the 10% penalty and tax hit, and then putting the remaining money into a business or real estate are based on unrealistic expectations of return.

He does make a good point when he says that cash flow is more important than net worth. I’ve said as much many times. And I like what he says about velocity of money. With countries, it is the GDP divided by the money supply. With individuals, it is the output divided by the input. In other words, don’t let your money sit for long periods of time in a 401(k), earning – if you are lucky – 8% and deferring pleasure till you are 65. Use it now to create value (and cash flow) for yourself and the rest of the world.

Man’s search for meaning. Most of the human population don’t search. And for a very good reason. Meaning for them is immediate, coming as it does from the struggle to survive.

Of those for whom survival is not a challenge, meaning is more elusive. Some find it by submitting to a belief system. Others, that prefer to think independently, have a more difficult time. As near as I can tell, it’s never found through any sort of introspection. If it comes at all it comes from work that has purpose.

The wife of a colleague has devoted her life to helping the deaf to hear through advanced medical technology. Take a look at the responses such people have when they first experience hearing. I can only imagine how meaningful it would feel to know that you gave this gift to someone.